Book Review #41: Does The Noise In My Head Bother You?

Does The Noise In My Head Bother You? (2011)

I love Aeromsith and I think Steven Tyler is an amazing singer and one of the greatest frontmen of all time. But not everything he does is gold. Certainly not this book. I really wanted to like this book, but fuck, as a reader I shouldn't have to pan for gold, looking through all the gibberish to get to the crux of the story he is trying to tell. Steven gives some of the best, most entertaining on-camera interviews. You know how he talks and likes to ad-lib and riff his way through with clever bon-mots. This works fine in an interview....not in a book. I really don't know what to make of the book, especially what the intent was. Whoever the editor of the book was should have been fired because he didn't do his job when making this book legible and coherent. 

I guess some could argue that keeping the book the way it's presented is to keep the essence of Steven Tyler intact, warts and all. I get that and in my mind I think it's the way it should be. But in practicality, this isn't the way to write a book. Well, it's certainly not a book that I would want to read. It's takes too much work getting there and by the time I get there, I have forgotten what the fuck he was talking about leading up to that point. 

The book gets an average grade because there are still some interesting things to be found inside. But there are just way to many random stuff being thrown at the reader that it constantly leaves you scratching your head.

I can't recommend this book if I know for a fact that I will never bother reading it again. Well, here's hoping that the remaining three from the band (Tom Hamilton, Joe Perry, Brad Whitford) can somehow manage to write the definitive book on Aerosmith. So far they are 0-2. Sigh.

Rating: 3 Stars out of 5

Review by Chiprocks1

Book Review #10: Hit Hard: A Story of Hitting Rock Bottom at the Top

Hit Hard: A Story of Hitting Rock Bottom at the Top (2009)

As a long time fan of Aerosmith, I was very excited and looking forward to reading Hit Hard, knowing the struggles of Joey Kramer and his combative relationship with Steven Tyler, which  was hinted at in the long-form video for The Making Of Pump. But now having just finished the book, I'm very disappointed with the results of reading it. The best way I can describe Hit Hard is that it's a "self help" book disguised as a Rock and Roll Biography. While reading through the book, I felt cheated as a reader and fan because a lot of stuff is just glossed over, moving on to the next thing. 

If you're looking for inside information about Aerosmith and Steven Tyler and the rest of those that make up the band, you are in for a rude awakening. This book isn't your typical rags to riches memoir. This is about Joey Kramer and his depression that came from years of psychological warefare inflicted upon him as a child at the hands of both his Father and Mother, and then later on his Wife, Steven Tyler and Aerosmith band Manager Tim Collins.

If it sounds like I'm ragging on the book, I'm really not....kinda. Just be aware that this is a different kind of book than the norm. I applaud Mr. Kramer for taking a different route than the tried and true format. It just would have been nice to get a little more insight into the band and the wealth of stories related to the creation of some of their biggest masterpieces, which obviously isn't what this book is about anyway. This book just seems like it's a bit undercooked here.

I have to point out that there are 2 things that stuck with me after reading the book. His reconciliation with his Father at the end was absolutely heartbreaking and will leave even the most jaded person on the planet in tears. And the story regarding the band's Manager is pretty riveting in watching a man do anything to retain control of his golden goose by way of pitting everyone within' Aerosmith against each other.

I can't really recommend this book unless you're looking for something a bit different. So, you have been warned.

Rating: 3 Stars out of 5

Review by Chiprocks1